I had a colonoscopy.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy¡Xit went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

Chips Loral

2024-08-14 15:31:51 UTC

THIS is why it IS the "fake noose":

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/08/new-low-cnn-far-left-host-dana-bash/

CNN host Dana Bash was caught lying about Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s
discussion on the nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and nuclear
energy during their historic Twitter Space on Monday night.

The Trump-Musk Twitter-X Space shattered all records with over one
billion combined mentions in the first 12 hours. It truly was historic.

So, Dana Bash and CNN did what they had to do to tear both men down –
they openly lied about their conversation.

Part 1: The CNN Segment led by host Dana Bash:

Dana Bash: I want to play one exchange that was kinda classic. Well,
there were a lot of changes, uh exchanges that were classic Donald Trump
but this one really stuck out to us.

Elon Musk: Nagasaki were bombed but now they’re, they’re like full
cities again.

Trump: Right.

Elon Musk: So it’s really not something that, you know…

Trump: (inaudible)

Elon Musk: So it’s really not as scary as people think basically.

Dana Bash: So that was more Elon Musk than Donald Trump, talking about,
sort of suggesting that what happened, almost 80 years ago, I think 80
years ago next year, ugh, the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, now
it’s OK. Um, trying to kinda blow off the impact of that.

Here’s the video of the segment on CNN.

Part 2: The actual conversation between Donald Trump and Elon Musk:

Elon Musk: Yeah. Actually, there’s the bad side of nuclear, which is a
nuclear war, very bad side. But there’s also, I think, nuclear
electricity generation is underrated. Absolutely. You’re right. People
have this fear of nuclear electricity generation, but it’s actually one
of the safest forms of electricity generation. It’s just a huge
misunderstanding. If you look at the injuries and deaths caused by, say,
I’m not going to try to pick on a coal mining, but just any mining
operation, and there’s a certain number of injuries and deaths per year.
When you compare that to nuclear, nuclear is actually way better. It’s
underrated as an electricity source, and I think it’s something that’s
worth reconsider But there’s so much regulation that people can’t get it
done.

President Trump: Maybe they’ll have to change the name. The name is a
rough name. There are some areas like when you see what happened in- The
bad branding. We have to rebrand it. We’ll have to give it a good We’ll
name it after you or something. Hey, it has a branding problem. When you
see what happened- It does have a branding problem. When you see what
happened in Japan where they say you won’t be able to go on the land for
about 3,000 years. Did you ever see that? And in Russia, where they had
the problem, where there’s a lot of bad things happened, and they have a
problem. And they say that in 2000 years, people will start to occupy
the land again. You realise it’s pretty bad. No, that’s not true. But
you’re right about It’s just basic.

Elon Musk: It’s actually not that bad. After Fukushima happened in
Japan, people were asking me in California, Are we worried about a
nuclear cloud coming from Japan? I’m like, No, that’s crazy. It’s not
even dangerous in Fukushima. I actually flew there and ate locally grown
vegetables on TV to prove it. I donated a solar power system for a water
treatment plant.

Trump: (joking) Yeah, but you haven’t been feeling so well lately, and
I’m worried about it.

Elon Musk: No, no, no.

Trump: I’m only kidding.

Elon Musk: It’s like Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed, but now they’re
full cities again. It’s really not something that… That’s right. It’s
not as scary as people think, basically.

Altered Beast

2024-08-16 05:49:05 UTC

Post by Chips Loral
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/08/new-low-cnn-far-left-host-dana-bash/
CNN host Dana Bash was caught lying about Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s
discussion on the nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and nuclear
energy during their historic Twitter Space on Monday night.
The Trump-Musk Twitter-X Space shattered all records with over one
billion combined mentions in the first 12 hours. It truly was historic.
So, Dana Bash and CNN did what they had to do to tear both men down –
they openly lied about their conversation.
Dana Bash: I want to play one exchange that was kinda classic. Well,
there were a lot of changes, uh exchanges that were classic Donald Trump
but this one really stuck out to us.
Elon Musk: Nagasaki were bombed but now they’re, they’re like full
cities again.
Trump: Right.
Elon Musk: So it’s really not something that, you know…
Trump: (inaudible)
Elon Musk: So it’s really not as scary as people think basically.

Trump has been reluctant to put on a performance show at a rally for a
couple weeks. Elon Musk dedicated $45 million a month to the GOP.
Trump just wants to finish the race win or lose and get his hands on
that Elon Musk money.

Between 1958 and 1998, 7,851 first primary malignancies were observed
among 44,635 survivors of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombings who
were estimated to have received radiation doses of more than 0.005 Gy.
Of those cases, 848 (10.7%) were considered an excess number of solid
cancers.

The radiation levels in both cities are similar to the natural
background radiation levels found anywhere in the world and have no
effect on humans. Most of the fallout was dispersed by the wind or into
the atmosphere, and the induced radioactivity decayed within a few days.

Mr Musk was talking about nuclear power with the former president when
he said people have an unfounded fear of nuclear electricity generation.
He said he would be willing to sit in a Hiroshima Nagasaki oven for
about an hour a month if it would get Trump elected to a second term.

Chips Loral

2024-08-16 16:19:29 UTC

Post by Altered Beast

Post by Chips Loral
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/08/new-low-cnn-far-left-host-dana-bash/
CNN host Dana Bash was caught lying about Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s
discussion on the nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and
nuclear energy during their historic Twitter Space on Monday night.
The Trump-Musk Twitter-X Space shattered all records with over one
billion combined mentions in the first 12 hours. It truly was historic.
So, Dana Bash and CNN did what they had to do to tear both men down –
they openly lied about their conversation.
Dana Bash: I want to play one exchange that was kinda classic. Well,
there were a lot of changes, uh exchanges that were classic Donald
Trump but this one really stuck out to us.
Elon Musk: Nagasaki were bombed but now they’re, they’re like full
cities again.
Trump: Right.
Elon Musk: So it’s really not something that, you know…
Trump: (inaudible)
Elon Musk: So it’s really not as scary as people think basically.

Trump has been reluctant to put on a performance show at a rally for a
couple weeks. Elon Musk dedicated $45 million a month to the GOP. Trump
just wants to finish the race win or lose and get his hands on that Elon
Musk money.
Between 1958 and 1998, 7,851 first primary malignancies were observed
among 44,635 survivors of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombings who
were estimated to have received radiation doses of more than 0.005 Gy.
Of those cases, 848 (10.7%) were considered an excess number of solid
cancers.
The radiation levels in both cities are similar to the natural
background radiation levels found anywhere in the world and have no
effect on humans. Most of the fallout was dispersed by the wind or into
the atmosphere, and the induced radioactivity decayed within a few days.
Mr Musk was talking about nuclear power with the former president when
he said people have an unfounded fear of nuclear electricity generation.
He said he would be willing to sit in a Hiroshima Nagasaki oven for
about an hour a month if it would get Trump elected to a second term.

The wry humor in that one went "whoosh" for many...

Esp. the fake noose.

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-14 21:54:15 UTC

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

kami

2024-08-15 12:56:44 UTC

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.

god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-15 22:07:24 UTC

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?

You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

In the beginning, God, God eternal
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

Altered Beast

2024-08-16 05:56:01 UTC

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.
In the beginning, God, God eternal

Since we are talking about Nagasaki and Hiroshima, you can speak some
Japanese and say:

Hazime kara, Kami, Kami für alle tage.

kami

2024-08-16 17:13:33 UTC

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

you seem obsessed with this whole winning thing, have you gotten
your prize yet?

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-16 23:17:11 UTC

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

you seem obsessed with this whole winning thing, have you gotten
your prize yet?

You can't win.

In the beginning, God, God eternal
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

kami

2024-08-17 05:13:12 UTC

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

you seem obsessed with this whole winning thing, have you gotten
your prize yet?

You can't win.

have you won yet, son?

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-17 06:42:39 UTC

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

you seem obsessed with this whole winning thing, have you gotten
your prize yet?

You can't win.

have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.

Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

In the beginning, God, God eternal
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

kami

2024-08-17 07:25:27 UTC

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

you seem obsessed with this whole winning thing, have you gotten
your prize yet?

You can't win.

have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.
Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

i see, so you won by being a total loser???

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-17 08:25:26 UTC

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know there
are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games, but I am
not one of 'em.
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some fentanyl
for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on awakening, I
was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was doing, and what I
was saying, but it was like all the barriers were removed, and I began
saying things that I would not normally say. They were not wrong in any
way, but to you and to me, if we were watching, they would have been
cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time. I believe it was an experience like going beyond this
life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and complete
freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement before God
and before your neighbour.
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what is
best" debacle.

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?
You can't win. You've got nothing to with with, Mr Meaninglessness.

you seem obsessed with this whole winning thing, have you gotten
your prize yet?

You can't win.

have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.
Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

i see,

No, you don't.

Post by kami
so you won by being a total loser???

Still trying to win. It is futile!

I was a total loser. I won through the Lord rescuing me.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

kami

2024-08-18 10:12:19 UTC

Post by kami
have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.
Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

i see,

No, you don't.

Post by kami
so you won by being a total loser???

Still trying to win. It is futile!
I was a total loser. I won through the Lord rescuing me.

you are betting your entire self worth on this, arent you?

you are in a difficult position hesus, if you dont double down,
there is a cliff surrounding you. i think i understand your
position now.

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-18 22:03:02 UTC

Post by kami
have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.
Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

i see,

No, you don't.

Post by kami
so you won by being a total loser???

Still trying to win. It is futile!
I was a total loser. I won through the Lord rescuing me.

you are betting your entire self worth on this, arent you?

You only bet if you are hoping to win.

I won through the Lord rescuing me. But what from? From myself. :-).

You don't know anything, Kamius, but that is the "fruit" of the attitude
you choose.

Everything has a purpose; everything is not ultimately meaningless and
purposeless.

All of this creation, and what for? Nothing? So it can be kicked to the
side like it is nothing? No, not even in your dreams. Even if the whole
world exploded tomorrow, it would never be for nothing. You would know
that if you knew God.

Post by kami
you are in a difficult position hesus,

Not to me, only to you.

Post by kami
if you dont double down,
there is a cliff surrounding you. i think i understand your
position now.

No, no you don't; not even in the slightest. :-).

Additionally, you only think you know your position, but you do not.
Presently, you are only inherently projecting your own position onto me.
"You are betting your entire self worth on" yourself, and you will lose.

You need Someone greater than yourself to save you from yourself.

All of mankind needs to learn that, but the vast majority will not
(defiantly wills it not) learn that.

Everything was not created for an atheist's vain hope of nothingness to
try and avoid facing his or her Creator. You will give an account of the
life God generously gave you. If you chose to waste it on futility, then
you have spat in the face of your Creator.

Integrally, we all have that deep inner "knowing." Many try to suppress
it, but it comes out in our culture in one way or another. For example,
I am not sure what culture has this, but they place a coin in the eye
socket of their dead loved one to pay the ferryman.

Someone worthy paid for my passage. Thank God I didn't end up trying to
pay for it on my own. It was a debt impossible to pay.

You can't buy love, it has to be received.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

In the beginning, God, God eternal (Sinner Christianity if not of God)
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

kami

2024-08-19 16:27:18 UTC

Post by kami
have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.
Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

i see,

No, you don't.

Post by kami
so you won by being a total loser???

Still trying to win. It is futile!
I was a total loser. I won through the Lord rescuing me.

you are betting your entire self worth on this, arent you?

You only bet if you are hoping to win.
I won through the Lord rescuing me. But what from? From myself. :-).
You don't know anything, Kamius, but that is the "fruit" of the attitude
you choose.
Everything has a purpose; everything is not ultimately meaningless and
purposeless.
All of this creation, and what for? Nothing? So it can be kicked to the
side like it is nothing? No, not even in your dreams. Even if the whole
world exploded tomorrow, it would never be for nothing. You would know
that if you knew God.

Post by kami
you are in a difficult position hesus,

Not to me, only to you.

Post by kami
if you dont double down,
there is a cliff surrounding you. i think i understand your
position now.

so i would say you want for nothing, right? you have been saved,
and are now secure in that knowledge. so the question is, why
spend time battling what you view as meaninglessness and
nothingness of those who do not believe? is there any merit to
it, personally?

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-19 22:53:05 UTC

Post by kami
have you won yet, son?

Of course, long before you came along. The only way to win is to face
being wrong about everything; a total loser.
Since you show no evidence of that, you can't possibly win.

i see,

No, you don't.

Post by kami
so you won by being a total loser???

Still trying to win. It is futile!
I was a total loser. I won through the Lord rescuing me.

you are betting your entire self worth on this, arent you?

You only bet if you are hoping to win.
I won through the Lord rescuing me. But what from? From myself. :-).
You don't know anything, Kamius, but that is the "fruit" of the attitude
you choose.
Everything has a purpose; everything is not ultimately meaningless and
purposeless.
All of this creation, and what for? Nothing? So it can be kicked to the
side like it is nothing? No, not even in your dreams. Even if the whole
world exploded tomorrow, it would never be for nothing. You would know
that if you knew God.

Post by kami
you are in a difficult position hesus,

Not to me, only to you.

Post by kami
if you dont double down,
there is a cliff surrounding you. i think i understand your
position now.

What you view and what I view are very different.

I do what I do for the sake of the truth (God is truth), which favours
the reader if they choose. It is the Lord's blessing upon me. Whereas
you and those religious fellows, like, for instance, Robert and
ChristRose, work for their own glory.

Post by kami
is there any merit to
it, personally?

The Lord says there is. And there is until He says there isn't. I am
alone. There is no unity for me with atheists or sinner religionists
(the religious), for they want no part in Christ Jesus unless they get
everything they want—the Lord is not an ATM machine.

I can see what the Lord is doing as far as I am concerned. He is keeping
me tuned in to the spirit of this world in the newsgroups. To what end
in the provision of this life I do not know, but ultimately for His own
end in the end and my benefit in the end. Not that I am more special
than another, but I chose Him, and you did not.

It might be easier for you to contemplate that you might be caught in a
matrix. A matrix of lies, deception, and deceit. That is the world,
always seeking to pleasure itself at the expense of all else, even in
the seemingly noblest of pursuits. The reason there are so many
conspiracy theories is because people are searching for the truth. Where
it all goes wrong is searching for a truth on your own terms, whether
you are religious or not.

It is all a lie. And people have this existential understanding of that.
So people try to guess and are hoping, for instance, a new election will
bring the "perfect" world they think is possible—misguided faith!

They are pointed in the right direction—the Lord Jesus Christ—but they
prefer their own ways and have no time for truth outside of their own
truth, which is a lie or delusion.

God gave man a choice—to choose whatever he wants. When the shit hits
the fan, they blame Him, but the blame sits squarely at their own
feet—your own feet.

It is obvious there is a God, but nearly everyone does not give a fuck
and prefers to worship themselves.

So be it. What a man sows, so shall he reap.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

Richard Carl Silk

2024-08-18 20:45:21 UTC

<snip>

Post by kami
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?

*Winner!*

However, perhaps it may be "prudent" to reference Matthew 15:11-
"Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man; but what comes out of the mouth,
this defiles a man."

[Not what goes *in* but what comes *out* defiles a person.]

Matthew 12:34 - For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-18 22:46:44 UTC

Post by Richard Carl Silk

<snip>

Post by kami
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

Perhaps you need a colonoscopy of the brain?

*Winner!*
However, perhaps it may be "prudent" to reference Matthew 15:11-
"Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man; but what comes out of the mouth,
this defiles a man."
[Not what goes *in* but what comes *out* defiles a person.]
Matthew 12:34 - For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.

I have no guilt, sorry.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

Altered Beast

2024-08-16 05:52:52 UTC

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

I bet that's what I had the time they told me it could cause an
overdose. She had a different story, but the first thing a liar does is
to obscure the facts. Fentanyl reduces feelings of pain by interrupting
the way nerves signal pain between the brain and the body. It works
directly on the central nervous system.

kami

2024-08-16 17:14:49 UTC

Post by Altered Beast

so that means only one thing, more fentanyl to be closer to god.

A typical response.

of course, fetanyl is wonderful i have heard.
god gave us fentanyl to see him more clearly, dont you think?

its like a 10x more potent version of heroin. i have heard that
there is something even more potent than fentanyl, forgot what it
was?

Richard Carl Silk

2024-08-14 19:10:38 UTC

Did you find a democrat?

Chips Loral

2024-08-14 20:19:30 UTC

Post by Richard Carl Silk
Did you find a democrat?

In your own home, on your own front porch, watching the gestapo sweep
the otherwise peaceful and empty neighborhood streets when:

https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/1823207131769643490

Gov. Tim Walz had his police use paintball guns to shoot Minnesota
residents if they broke curfew by being on their porches during CoViD

"Get in the house!

Light 'em up!"

That right there is as bad as Cruella Whitmer's fascism, and even a step
farther to complete Orwelian destruction of rights.

👁️ 📺 👁️

In the Name of McHammed

2024-08-15 18:27:41 UTC

On Wed, 14 Aug 2024 10:26:14 +1000

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.

You seem like the type that likes riding big, black snakes.

"Moreso, your Assholiness. You can get an amenema."

The Cosmic Colonic Amenema! Machine Holy Hiny Hose resembles a big,
black snake. Thou blasphemest with thy unblessed probings.

"The holy hydrant of truth has revealed to me: All ye that are heavy
crusted with poopy-brains, prepare ye for an everlasting enema. We have
a holy water hydrant waiting to serve you. Kum kum get your amenema!"

"I hath created for thy purity the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema!
Machine."

Post by In the Name of Jesus
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know
there are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games,
but I am not one of 'em.

Sure, OK, alrighty then, check, we believe you homey.

It is interesting that you felt the need to air this out.

If you were straight you wouldn't have posted the article.

By posting this article you are playing a public colonoscopy game. How
many holy colonoscopy parties have you helped to 'organize'?

Get it? Organize around your organs?

Beware of that rusty nail at the top of the fence. Also beware of
rough-leafed pineapples. You are a degenerate Ra disciple.

No colonoscopy or cosmic colonic is of any private interpretation. Only
in the name of Mchammed shalt thou receive the Holey Amenema!

Post by In the Name of Jesus
Anywho, I want to reveal something that happened on awakening from my
colonoscopy—it went well, by the way. Well, they gave me some
fentanyl for pain relief during the procedure (unusual). However, on
awakening, I was, let us say, high. I knew where I was, what I was
doing, and what I was saying, but it was like all the barriers were
removed, and I began saying things that I would not normally say.
They were not wrong in any way, but to you and to me, if we were
watching, they would have been cringe-worthy and embarrassing.

Your post is cringe-worthy and embarrassing. Did you feel the holey
spirit up in your hole during your colonoscopy?

True awakening can only happen with the Holy Hiny Hydrant of the Wash
Tower Society.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).

It seemeth as if thou likest. You don't seem to ever care about decency.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time.

It seems you ponder anal and rectal tropes often. I am not surprised
you add riding black snakes to the mix. Your lord must be so proud.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
I believe it was an experience like going beyond
this life with the Lord, where there is complete liberation and
complete freedom to be who you are without restriction or judgement
before God and before your neighbour.

Interesting how you like to compare base body functions to your
lordly experiences. You have true shit wit.

Stuffing a black snake up your hiny hole is holy in thy estimation.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what
is best" debacle.

If you had been Adam you would have not needed Eve with your black
snake to keep you 'fulfilled'.

McHammed will worsh thy poopy head and hiny in public for all to see.

"I hath eternally begotten for thee the triune substance of holy liquid
soap powder." It is three forms of holy cleanliness in one substance."

Come all ye to McHammed to git yer worshinz! When we say drop the soap
we mean it!

For a limited time only get a free Butt-Tox treatment and a free bar of
holy liquid soap powder with each Cosmic Colonic (R)(TM) worshin.
--
In the Name of McHammed
Inspired Genius Inventor of holy liquid soap powder.
Sole Inventor and manufacturer of the Cosmic Colonic Holy Amenema! Machine.
Founder of the Presidential First Harem of the United States
Sultan of the Wishy Washy Wymmin Hot Tub Club
Sole Stockholder of the new U.S. Gerber Baby Buck Dollar
Inventor of the Amenema! Holy Hiny Hose and Hydrant
Fire Chief of the Holy Hoser Fire Department
Pimp Pappy Pastor Pistolero of the Cleaner Coochie Congregation
Investment Champion of the Rolex Tower Trading Fund
Grand Poohbah of The Mecca Wish Foundation
Supreme Pontiff of the Wash Tower Society
Clean and purify your pooder: visit JW.organ
Free pineapple enemas: visit JW.organ
Worshin' you were clean? We'll clean your whole hole with holey wooder!
Kum kum, get your ButtTox treatement!

"When we say drop the soap we mean it!"

"I hath eternally begotten for thee the triune substance of holy liquid
soap powder." It is three forms of holy cleanliness in one substance."

"I hath created for thy purity the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema!
Machine."

"Forget the First Lady. Let us establish a truly fundamentalist First
Harem."

"Wishy Washy Wymmin swoon ye on over to the Holy Wishy Washy Tower. I
shall enlarge thee more than even the First Lady. I shall conquer this
country and name ye wymminz the First Harem."

"Say "Rubber Gerber Baby Bucks" ten times as fast as thou canst and I
grant thee absolution."

"We shall put portraits of the faces of our holy babies on the national
currency."

"Thou hatest wymminz that worshinz. But worshinz is worship. They say
cleanliness is next to godliness. The more wishy and washy the wymminz,
the godlier be they."

"Hay eats fertilizer made from poop. Cows eat hay. McHammed eats beef.
McHammed makes poop. Poop makes fertilizer. Simple as that. Circle of
life."

"Are you feeling like your religion is full of shit? Get an amenema!"

"Can I get an amenema?"

"Moreso, your Assholiness. You can get an amenema."

"The holy hydrant of truth has revealed to me: All ye that are heavy
crusted with poopy-brains, prepare ye for an everlasting enema. We have
a holy water hydrant waiting to serve you. Kum kum get your amenema!"

"The Wash Tower Society is standing by with a holy hiny hose. By the
end of the day, if I have my way on this gay day, thine hiny is mine
ye, what do you say, okay?"

"I merely spigot the hose, what is pumped through to me, and the
droplets fall where the holy hydrant intends."

"I'd rather be cleaned by a holy hiny hose than to give my hiny to
McLean."

"I'd rather be douched with a pineapple enema to get my hiny McLean
than to let McLean have my hiny."

"At the Wash Tower Society, ultimately is is my [peace be upon him]
goal to worsh your hiny for good."

"If I get my way by the end of the day, your whole holy hiny hole is
mine!"

"Fight Against Independent Thinking" ~ Worshtower Society

"Worsh your whole hole with holey wooder!"

"Nobody gets away wiff a whiff of it if your pooder is worsht."

"Infernity is now."

"Wooder worshes fire."

"Mecca Wish Foundation now provides Butt-Tox for your buttocks."

"Heil McHammed! McHeil McHammed! McHammed Heil! Hiny, Hiny Heil!"

"The Wash Tower Society teaches the worshinz of arses and birdies."

"Holey wooder worshinz maketh thy pooder clean."

"Hiny, ho, hiny, ho!"

"My pooder be cleaner than thy pooder from holey wooder worshinz."

"Alohawoowoo, Jr. is his own daddy and McHammed collects his profits."

"Thou shalt not ask him, Who's yer daddy?"

"No man can worsh his own arse!!!"

"McHammed will worsh thine arse for thee."

"Back that arse up to the altar."

"Man is not the centre of being. McHammed is!"

"'Nobody's perfect' they say, and they use that as an excuse not to do
what McHammed commands. McHammed will perfect thee with arse worshinz."

"Worshinz is next to goodliness if McHammed be worshin' thine hiny."

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-15 22:22:53 UTC

Post by In the Name of McHammed
On Wed, 14 Aug 2024 10:26:14 +1000

Post by In the Name of Jesus
As a registered nurse, we, well, I, use the term 'riding the black snake'.

You seem like the type that likes riding big, black snakes.
"Moreso, your Assholiness. You can get an amenema."
The Cosmic Colonic Amenema! Machine Holy Hiny Hose resembles a big,
black snake. Thou blasphemest with thy unblessed probings.
"The holy hydrant of truth has revealed to me: All ye that are heavy
crusted with poopy-brains, prepare ye for an everlasting enema. We have
a holy water hydrant waiting to serve you. Kum kum get your amenema!"
"I hath created for thy purity the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema!
Machine."

Post by In the Name of Jesus
Now, firstly, being straight, I need to get this straight. I know
there are a number of people here who play private colonoscopy games,
but I am not one of 'em.

Sure, OK, alrighty then, check, we believe you homey.
It is interesting that you felt the need to air this out.
If you were straight you wouldn't have posted the article.
By posting this article you are playing a public colonoscopy game. How
many holy colonoscopy parties have you helped to 'organize'?
Get it? Organize around your organs?
Beware of that rusty nail at the top of the fence. Also beware of
rough-leafed pineapples. You are a degenerate Ra disciple.
No colonoscopy or cosmic colonic is of any private interpretation. Only
in the name of Mchammed shalt thou receive the Holey Amenema!

Your post is cringe-worthy and embarrassing. Did you feel the holey
spirit up in your hole during your colonoscopy?
True awakening can only happen with the Holy Hiny Hydrant of the Wash
Tower Society.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
Of course, at the time, I didn't care. :-).

It seemeth as if thou likest. You don't seem to ever care about decency.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
I had the colonoscopy some months ago, so I have pondered this on and
off for some time.

It seems you ponder anal and rectal tropes often. I am not surprised
you add riding black snakes to the mix. Your lord must be so proud.

Interesting how you like to compare base body functions to your
lordly experiences. You have true shit wit.
Stuffing a black snake up your hiny hole is holy in thy estimation.

Post by In the Name of Jesus
That is what Adam and Eve had in the garden before the "I know what
is best" debacle.

LOL.

No need for anything to be said, you already know.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

Saint Swirly

2024-08-15 20:12:23 UTC

Saint Swirly : Archanus Mic Hole Seated at the Porcelain Throne

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY KREEPY KRISPY STALKER KOOK
------------------------------------------------------------------
Anointing His Poopiness Michael McLoon as Patron Saint of Swirlies
==================================================================

The Knights of Ni, Temple of Folk Heroes and Villains, canonizes
Michael McLean as the Patron Saint Swirly of Extra-Biblical Toilet
Sermon Swirlies. His fanatical and passive-aggressive stalking of
Usenet victims with toilet talk has earned him this designation.

Saint Swirly is seated at the right hand of the porcelain throne.
He is the Archanus Michael, the Krispy Kriest of Usenet.

Using his power as the mighty Archanus Mike Hole, Saint Swirly
is able to convert an entire bog roll into sacred holy bowly writ
with one wipe.

Saint Swirly is the inventor of the Bog Roll Scroll and the
Toilet Targhums, a guide to life channeled from his deity and
scribbled on a roll of gas-station toilet paper. He has also
blessed humanity by writing the Toilet Talmud, a guide to the
most holy scatalogical curses and rules for regularity.

His single-minded determination to infuse biblical discussion
with verbiage involving scatology and shitting on the face of
deity laced with sodomite sex motifs has transformed Usenet into
a swirling potty mouth carnival. Even calloused and thick-skinned
atheists are chagrined by his endless toilet bowl blather.

Saint Ballerina holds the distinction of claiming to channel the
word of god in his sexually-explicit curses. He is able to channel
his potty-mouthed divinity through the vortext power of the bowly
spirit. He anoints and baptizes his followers with bowly water.

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY RANKS AND HONORS
==================================================================

Serial number: fuck all.

Rank: Archanus.

Beatific: Saint Swirly, Patron Saint of all Toilet Swirlies.

Beatific: Saint Swirly, Patron Saint of the Porcelain Throne.

Beatific: Saint Ballerina, Public Toilet Dancer.

Beatific: Saint Bible Bacteria.

Beatific: Michael the Archanus.

Beatific: The Archanus Mike Hole.

Title: His Bowliness.

Title: Swirly McLoon.

Award: Poster child of the infamous Krispy Kook Award.

Award: The Backside-up Pineapple Sir Prize.

Status: Porcelain Throne Thanos.

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY AUDIO AND VIDEO DOCUMENTARY
==================================================================

The Usenet universe is his movie.

He speaks as if the universe is a movie with himself as lead star.

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY IMAGES
==================================================================

No image is available since he considers any image of himself to
be blasphemy. Imagine a talking roll of toilet paper with five
eyes and drooling lips endlessly repeating fictional scriptures.

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY CHARACTERISTICS, FEATS, STATISTICS
==================================================================

Weapon of choice: Chanting under the power of the bowly spirit.

Other weapons: Comparing his god to bodily excretory functions.

Other weapons: Creepy stalking and non-consensual communion.

Casualties: All 66 books of the bible and non-canonical holy works.

Casualties: Usenet.

Casualties: drives his own sockpuppets insane.

Feat: repeating the same religious blather for years without inhaling.

Superpower: vortext power of the bowly spirit of the porcelain throne.

Superpower: able to smell his own farts before expelling them.

Superpower: able to make others smell his farts remotely.

Superpower: able to belch from anus, and fart from mouth.

Superpower: able to turn wine into piss for the bowly spirit basin.

Superpower: malingering for two decades, chanting the same phrases.

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY QUOTES AND HOLY WRITINGS
==================================================================

"The bowly spirit is like the resonance in a dialysis tube."
~ Bog Roll Bible

"I was borns in an quantum nothing and it fluctuateded itself."
~ Toilet Targums

"I like chocolate ice-cream with croutons."
~ Poopy Psalms

"He is more like seepage from a religious sewerage plant."
~ Toilet Targums

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards
fall where God intends."
~ Prophetic Pinochle

"I would rather be fucked up the ass with a rough leaf pineapple
than to be like those assholes."
~ Toilet Talk Compendium

"There is no Buddha and the Lord Jesus sleeping together arrangement."
~ The Montanist Mumblings

"Yes, we need to wear spiritual sunglasses the light is so bright."
~ Witchtower Chronicles

"A fact in your mind is only a belief and it will only ever be a belief
regardless of whether it is a fact or not."
~ Facts are Things and Stuff

"It is incumbent on you to prove to me you are an atheist before
I can believe."
~ The Screwed Ape Letters

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY HOLY RELICS
==================================================================

Toilet Targhum Phylacteries scribbled on gas station toilet paper.

Holy Bog Roll Scroll, a bog roll scribbled with his Usenet posts.

Toilet seat necklace that has not been cleaned since 1976.

Collection of phylacteries with potty-words in the margins.

Petrified pineapples preserved in vats of Crisco lube.

Prophetic Pinochle card deck arranged in biblical order.

Vials of blessed bowly water with 'sacred sediments'.

==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY MONUMENTS AND ICONS
==================================================================

The Knights of Ni have planted a shrubbery in his honor. They have
decorated the shrub with phylacteries and playing cards on strings
and streamers of bog roll for tinsel.

_|_
|
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.-' '-.
.-' :::::_::::: '-.
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/_____________________________\
':'-._________________________.-'_
':::\ @-,`-[-][-^-][-]-`,-@ / _| |_
'::| .-------------------. ||_ @ _|
::|=|* ___ _ ___ *|=|'.| |
':| |' SAINT SWIRLY '| |::.^|
_:|=|' MIERDUS MAXIMUS '|=|::::::.
:| |' '| |:::::::.
:|=|' MICHAEL ARCHANUS'|=|::::::::.
:| |' '| |:::::::::.
:|=|' He was one '|=|::::::::::.
:| |' rough-leafed '| |::::::::::.
_:|=|' pineapple. '|=|:::::::::.
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|_ |=|' MX _( )_ MX '|=|':::::.
| || |' ( (_ ~ _) ) '| | ':::'
|^||=|* ) (_) ( *|=| '::'
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|_____________________.::::::'
.'___________________.::::::''
|_______________.::::'':::'''
.'_____________.::::::''::::''
.:::'''' MX .'::::'
.:::::''':. .:::::'

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El Kabong

2024-08-15 20:26:31 UTC

Post by Saint Swirly
Saint Swirly : Archanus Mic Hole Seated at the Porcelain Throne
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY KREEPY KRISPY STALKER KOOK
------------------------------------------------------------------
Anointing His Poopiness Michael McLoon as Patron Saint of Swirlies
==================================================================
The Knights of Ni, Temple of Folk Heroes and Villains, canonizes
Michael McLean as the Patron Saint Swirly of Extra-Biblical Toilet
Sermon Swirlies. His fanatical and passive-aggressive stalking of
Usenet victims with toilet talk has earned him this designation.
Saint Swirly is seated at the right hand of the porcelain throne.
He is the Archanus Michael, the Krispy Kriest of Usenet.
Using his power as the mighty Archanus Mike Hole, Saint Swirly
is able to convert an entire bog roll into sacred holy bowly writ
with one wipe.
Saint Swirly is the inventor of the Bog Roll Scroll and the
Toilet Targhums, a guide to life channeled from his deity and
scribbled on a roll of gas-station toilet paper. He has also
blessed humanity by writing the Toilet Talmud, a guide to the
most holy scatalogical curses and rules for regularity.
His single-minded determination to infuse biblical discussion
with verbiage involving scatology and shitting on the face of
deity laced with sodomite sex motifs has transformed Usenet into
a swirling potty mouth carnival. Even calloused and thick-skinned
atheists are chagrined by his endless toilet bowl blather.
Saint Ballerina holds the distinction of claiming to channel the
word of god in his sexually-explicit curses. He is able to channel
his potty-mouthed divinity through the vortext power of the bowly
spirit. He anoints and baptizes his followers with bowly water.
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY RANKS AND HONORS
==================================================================
Serial number: fuck all.
Rank: Archanus.
Beatific: Saint Swirly, Patron Saint of all Toilet Swirlies.
Beatific: Saint Swirly, Patron Saint of the Porcelain Throne.
Beatific: Saint Ballerina, Public Toilet Dancer.
Beatific: Saint Bible Bacteria.
Beatific: Michael the Archanus.
Beatific: The Archanus Mike Hole.
Title: His Bowliness.
Title: Swirly McLoon.
Award: Poster child of the infamous Krispy Kook Award.
Award: The Backside-up Pineapple Sir Prize.
Status: Porcelain Throne Thanos.
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY AUDIO AND VIDEO DOCUMENTARY
==================================================================
The Usenet universe is his movie.
He speaks as if the universe is a movie with himself as lead star.
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY IMAGES
==================================================================
No image is available since he considers any image of himself to
be blasphemy. Imagine a talking roll of toilet paper with five
eyes and drooling lips endlessly repeating fictional scriptures.
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY CHARACTERISTICS, FEATS, STATISTICS
==================================================================
Weapon of choice: Chanting under the power of the bowly spirit.
Other weapons: Comparing his god to bodily excretory functions.
Other weapons: Creepy stalking and non-consensual communion.
Casualties: All 66 books of the bible and non-canonical holy works.
Casualties: Usenet.
Casualties: drives his own sockpuppets insane.
Feat: repeating the same religious blather for years without inhaling.
Superpower: vortext power of the bowly spirit of the porcelain throne.
Superpower: able to smell his own farts before expelling them.
Superpower: able to make others smell his farts remotely.
Superpower: able to belch from anus, and fart from mouth.
Superpower: able to turn wine into piss for the bowly spirit basin.
Superpower: malingering for two decades, chanting the same phrases.
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY QUOTES AND HOLY WRITINGS
==================================================================
"The bowly spirit is like the resonance in a dialysis tube."
~ Bog Roll Bible
"I was borns in an quantum nothing and it fluctuateded itself."
~ Toilet Targums
"I like chocolate ice-cream with croutons."
~ Poopy Psalms
"He is more like seepage from a religious sewerage plant."
~ Toilet Targums
"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards
fall where God intends."
~ Prophetic Pinochle
"I would rather be fucked up the ass with a rough leaf pineapple
than to be like those assholes."
~ Toilet Talk Compendium
"There is no Buddha and the Lord Jesus sleeping together arrangement."
~ The Montanist Mumblings
"Yes, we need to wear spiritual sunglasses the light is so bright."
~ Witchtower Chronicles
"A fact in your mind is only a belief and it will only ever be a belief
regardless of whether it is a fact or not."
~ Facts are Things and Stuff
"It is incumbent on you to prove to me you are an atheist before
I can believe."
~ The Screwed Ape Letters
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY HOLY RELICS
==================================================================
Toilet Targhum Phylacteries scribbled on gas station toilet paper.
Holy Bog Roll Scroll, a bog roll scribbled with his Usenet posts.
Toilet seat necklace that has not been cleaned since 1976.
Collection of phylacteries with potty-words in the margins.
Petrified pineapples preserved in vats of Crisco lube.
Prophetic Pinochle card deck arranged in biblical order.
Vials of blessed bowly water with 'sacred sediments'.
==================================================================
SAINT SWIRLY MONUMENTS AND ICONS
==================================================================
The Knights of Ni have planted a shrubbery in his honor. They have
decorated the shrub with phylacteries and playing cards on strings
and streamers of bog roll for tinsel.
_|_
|
.-'''''-.
.-' '-.
.-' :::::_::::: '-.
___/ ==:...:::-:::...:== \___
/_____________________________\
':'-._________________________.-'_
::|=|* ___ _ ___ *|=|'.| |
':| |' SAINT SWIRLY '| |::.^|
_:|=|' MIERDUS MAXIMUS '|=|::::::.
:| |' '| |:::::::.
:|=|' MICHAEL ARCHANUS'|=|::::::::.
:| |' '| |:::::::::.
:|=|' He was one '|=|::::::::::.
:| |' rough-leafed '| |::::::::::.
_:|=|' pineapple. '|=|:::::::::.
_| || |' _ '| |:::::::.
|_ |=|' MX _( )_ MX '|=|':::::.
| || |' ( (_ ~ _) ) '| | ':::'
|^||=|* ) (_) ( *|=| '::'
| '-------------------' .::::'
|_____________________.::::::'
.'___________________.::::::''
|_______________.::::'':::'''
.'_____________.::::::''::::''
.:::'''' MX .'::::'
.:::::''':. .:::::'
==================================================================
_____ _____
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LOL!

Disgusting. Good work, Dimbulb.

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-15 22:37:39 UTC

Post by El Kabong

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LOL!
Disgusting. Good work, Dimbulb.

How dare you call Dimbulb a Dimbulb, Bong! He is the NightBulb! He is
off, but he is still The NightBulb extraordinaire!

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-15 22:32:38 UTC

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:-). Amen!

Why you think the Lord Jesus is made in your image is quite amazing, and
absurd.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

McHeil McHammed!!!

2024-08-30 19:38:24 UTC

"Instructions for the holy splits: left, left, left, right, left."

"I merely fart the truth, what the amenema reveals to me, and the
bastardized KJV copypastas fall where McHoly intends."

"Hay eats fertilizer made from poop. Cows eat hay. McHammed eats beef.
McHammed makes poop. Poop makes fertilizer. Simple as that. Circle of
life. From pie-hole to A-hole a wholly holey circular cycle."

"The Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema is like a rump-wise polygraph. It hoses
you so clean only the McHoly truth is left behind in your behind."

From The sacred texts of McHammed.

The Amenema Anthem (sung to the tune of, 'The Beverly Hillbillies')
-------------------------------------------------------------------

In the land of the holy hose and the holey hiny too,
A wholly holy prophet arose, McHammed, to see us through.
He preached of the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema Machine,
A device of divine superiority, with refulgent gleem.

Gleem like black gold, that is.

With its big, black snake-like hose, it's a wondrous sight,
Eclipsing standard colonoscopy devices in its holy light.
For those with poopy-brains, an everlasting enema awaits,
Courtesy of the Holy Hiny Hydrant, where truth trumps shits.

Diabolical dibble-devils begone!

Kum kum, come all, and receive your amenema with glee,
For only in the name of McHammed shall you be set free.
No private interpretations, please, for this is holy ground,
Where the Holey Amenema reigns, and all else is but a frown.

Upside-down smile, that is.

The Wash Tower Society's Holy Hiny Hydrant stands tall,
A beacon of true awakening, for one and for all.
While others may ponder anal and rectal tropes with glee,
McHammed's followers know that true shit wit is the key.

Hairy lighthouse, that is.

So come and worship, and receive your free Butt-Tox treatment too,
And a bar of holy liquid soap powder, to make your hiny anew.
For a limited time only, don't miss this holy deal,
And remember, when we say drop the soap, we truly mean it, and it's
real!

Realer than raw doggin', that is.

Kneel and squeal for this real raw deal!
Kum kum git yer holey hiny hose worshinz!

~ McHeil McHammed, AKA 'The Black Snake of Abu Graibh"
DoD certified Colonic Inquisitor
Poet Laureate of Guantanamo Bay Interrogation Facility

May the divine superiority of the Holy Hiny Hydrant and Cosmic Colonic
Holey Amenema Machine be celebrated throughout the land, and may all
who follow McHammed's teachings be forever changed by the power of the
holy amenema!

Residents of Pentagon Paradise block get free, unlimited amenemas.
New recruits may substitute an amenema for their annual polygraph.

In the Name of McHammed
--
Dr. McHeil McHammed, Ph.Poo., Ph.Doo.Doo, D.Sh.Lit, D.Lish, Ph.Y.UK

DoD certified Colonic Inquisitor
The Black Snake of Abu Graibh
Poet Laureate of Guantanamo Bay Interrogation Facility
Poet Laureate of Leavenworth Pentitentiary
Inspired Genius Inventor of holy liquid soap powder.
Sole Inventor and manufacturer of the Cosmic Colonic Holy Amenema!
Machine.
Founder of the Presidential First Harem of the United States
Sultan of the Wishy Washy Wymmin Hot Tub Club
Sole Stockholder of the new U.S. Gerber Baby Buck Dollar
Inventor of the Amenema! Holy Hiny Hose and Hydrant
Fire Chief of the Holy Hoser Fire Department
Pimp Pappy Pastor Pistolero of the Cleaner Coochie Congregation
Investment Champion of the Rolex Tower Trading Fund
Grand Poohbah of The Mecca Wish Foundation
Supreme Pontiff of the Wash Tower Society
Clean and purify your pooder: visit JW.organ
Free pineapple enemas: visit JW.organ
Worshin' you were clean? We'll clean your whole hole with holey wooder!
Kum kum, get your ButtTox treatement!

"The Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema is like a rump-wise polygraph. It hoses
you so clean only the McHoly truth is left behind in your behind."

Instructions for the yoga splits: left, left, left, right, left.

"The Bible's truth is clear to see, not from reason, but from
authority, blind faith is the key, obey what I say, not what you read."

"I merely spout the truth, what the amenema reveals to me, and the KJV
copypastas fall where McHoly intends."

Jeebus is his own pappy! If you don't admit that Jeebus is his own sire
then you be a dam! The amenema will born you again colonically!

"No man can wash his own hands!!! That is unless he has the holy hose."

"The Wash Tower Society's Holy Hiny Hydrant stands tall,
A beacon of true awakening, for one and for all."

"For those with poopy-brains, an everlasting enema awaits,
Courtesy of the Holy Hiny Hydrant, where truth trumps shits."

"Kneel and squeal for this real raw deal!
Kum kum git yer holey hiny hose worshinz!"

"When we say drop the soap we mean it!"

"I hath eternally begotten for thee the triune substance of holy liquid
soap powder." It is three forms of holy cleanliness in one substance."

"I hath created for thy purity the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema!
Machine."

"Forget the First Lady. Let us establish a truly fundamentalist First
Harem."

"Wishy Washy Wymmin swoon ye on over to the Holy Wishy Washy Tower. I
shall enlarge thee more than even the First Lady. I shall conquer this
country and name ye wymminz the First Harem."

"Say "Rubber Gerber Baby Bucks" ten times as fast as thou canst and I
grant thee absolution."

"We shall put portraits of the faces of our holy babies on the national
currency."

"Thou hatest wymminz that worshinz. But worshinz is worship. They say
cleanliness is next to godliness. The more wishy and washy the wymminz,
the godlier be they."

"Hay eats fertilizer made from poop. Cows eat hay. McHammed eats beef.
McHammed makes poop. Poop makes fertilizer. Simple as that. Circle of
life. From pie-hole to A-hole a wholly holey circular cycle."

"Are you feeling like your religion is full of shit? Get an amenema!"

"Can I get an amenema?"

"Moreso, your Assholiness. You can get an amenema."

"The holy hydrant of truth has revealed to me: All ye that are heavy
crusted with poopy-brains, prepare ye for an everlasting enema. We have
a holy water hydrant waiting to serve you. Kum kum get your amenema!"

"The Wash Tower Society is standing by with a holy hiny hose. By the
end of the day, if I have my way on this gay day, thine hiny is mine
ye, what do you say, okay?"

"I merely spigot the hose, what is pumped through to me, and the
droplets fall where the holy hydrant intends."

"I'd rather be cleaned by a holy hiny hose than to give my hiny to
McLean."

"I'd rather be douched with a pineapple enema to get my hiny McLean
than to let McLean have my hiny."

"At the Wash Tower Society, ultimately is is my [peace be upon him]
goal to worsh your hiny for good."

"If I get my way by the end of the day, your whole holy hiny hole is
mine!"

"Fight Against Independent Thinking" ~ Worshtower Society

"Worsh your whole hole with holey wooder!"

"Nobody gets away wiff a whiff of it if your pooder is worsht."

"Infernity is now."

"Wooder worshes fire."

"Mecca Wish Foundation now provides Butt-Tox for your buttocks."

"Heil McHammed! McHeil McHammed! McHammed Heil! Hiny, Hiny Heil!"

"The Wash Tower Society teaches the worshinz of arses and birdies."

"Holey wooder worshinz maketh thy pooder clean."

"Hiny, ho, hiny, ho!"

"My pooder be cleaner than thy pooder from holey wooder worshinz."

"Alohawoowoo, Jr. is his own daddy and McHammed collects his profits."

"Thou shalt not ask him, Who's yer daddy?"

"No man can worsh his own arse!!!"

"McHammed will worsh thine arse for thee."

"Back that arse up to the altar."

"Man is not the centre of being. McHammed is!"

"'Nobody's perfect' they say, and they use that as an excuse not to do
what McHammed commands. McHammed will perfect thee with arse worshinz."

"Worshinz is next to goodliness if McHammed be worshin' thine hiny."

In the Name of Jesus

2024-08-30 23:21:03 UTC

Post by McHeil McHammed!!!
"Instructions for the holy splits: left, left, left, right, left."
"I merely fart the truth, what the amenema reveals to me, and the
bastardized KJV copypastas fall where McHoly intends."
"Hay eats fertilizer made from poop. Cows eat hay. McHammed eats beef.
McHammed makes poop. Poop makes fertilizer. Simple as that. Circle of
life. From pie-hole to A-hole a wholly holey circular cycle."
"The Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema is like a rump-wise polygraph. It hoses
you so clean only the McHoly truth is left behind in your behind."
From The sacred texts of McHammed.
The Amenema Anthem (sung to the tune of, 'The Beverly Hillbillies')
-------------------------------------------------------------------
In the land of the holy hose and the holey hiny too,
A wholly holy prophet arose, McHammed, to see us through.
He preached of the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema Machine,
A device of divine superiority, with refulgent gleem.
Gleem like black gold, that is.
With its big, black snake-like hose, it's a wondrous sight,
Eclipsing standard colonoscopy devices in its holy light.
For those with poopy-brains, an everlasting enema awaits,
Courtesy of the Holy Hiny Hydrant, where truth trumps shits.
Diabolical dibble-devils begone!
Kum kum, come all, and receive your amenema with glee,
For only in the name of McHammed shall you be set free.
No private interpretations, please, for this is holy ground,
Where the Holey Amenema reigns, and all else is but a frown.
Upside-down smile, that is.
The Wash Tower Society's Holy Hiny Hydrant stands tall,
A beacon of true awakening, for one and for all.
While others may ponder anal and rectal tropes with glee,
McHammed's followers know that true shit wit is the key.
Hairy lighthouse, that is.
So come and worship, and receive your free Butt-Tox treatment too,
And a bar of holy liquid soap powder, to make your hiny anew.
For a limited time only, don't miss this holy deal,
And remember, when we say drop the soap, we truly mean it, and it's
real!
Realer than raw doggin', that is.
Kneel and squeal for this real raw deal!
Kum kum git yer holey hiny hose worshinz!
~ McHeil McHammed, AKA 'The Black Snake of Abu Graibh"
DoD certified Colonic Inquisitor
Poet Laureate of Guantanamo Bay Interrogation Facility
May the divine superiority of the Holy Hiny Hydrant and Cosmic Colonic
Holey Amenema Machine be celebrated throughout the land, and may all
who follow McHammed's teachings be forever changed by the power of the
holy amenema!
Residents of Pentagon Paradise block get free, unlimited amenemas.
New recruits may substitute an amenema for their annual polygraph.
In the Name of McHammed

Hahahahahaha...that's funny.

Don't you realise, though, that that chip on your shoulder is what have
to carry?

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

In the Name of McHammed

2024-09-08 16:11:38 UTC

[NEW!] "The Holy Hiny Hydrant and Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema Machine work wonders by the power of the Bowly Spirit."

[NEW BOOK!] "The Blessed Bidet: A Holy Grail of Hygiene"

[NEW BOOK!] "The Holy Hydration: A Refreshing Revelation for the Rump"

From The sacred texts of McHammed:

"A shoelace is a lifeline, tying my ambitions to my feet and my feet together in unity."

"Slippery shoelaces will solve the problem of stumbling in the darkness."

"The toaster is a prophet; it delivers warmth and enlightenment with every slice."

"The toaster is a divine instrument, turning bread into golden blessings."

"If I sing while I scrub, I am harmonizing with the universe's rhythm."

"A toilet seat is a throne, where we reflect on our choices."

"The toilet paper is a soft embrace, comforting us in our moments of need."

"The Toilet Targhum scroll sits next to the Porcelain Throne."

"Amenema power, hour by hour, blooms like a holy flower!"

"The Amenema Machine is divine, washing away the grime, one blessed squirt at a time!"

"Certified expert in the art of colonic creativity—no plumbing job too tough!"

"Welcome to the Presidential First Harem, where the only thing we interrogate is the snack selection!"

"Diabolical dibble-devils are no match for my cosmic colonic contraptions!"

"I tried to start a new religion based on cleanliness, but all I got was a bunch of dirty looks!"

"I asked my friend if he wanted to join my new cleansing cult, but he said he was already too washed up!"

"Why did McHammed get a colonic? To flush out the competition!"

"A plunger is a liberator, freeing us from the chains of blockage."

The Amenema will wash away your sins, one squirt at a time!"

In the Name of McHammed

P.S. His Holiness McHeil McHammed hath been anointed anew.
See thou his new regal titles below and pay proper homage!
--
Dr. McHeil McHammed, Ph.Poo., Ph.Doo.Doo, D.Sh.Lit, D.Lish, Ph.Y.UK

Supreme Commander of the Holy Heavenly Hygiene Alliance
Grand Wizard of the Washroom Warriors
Minister of the Divine Detergent
High Priest of the Heavenly Hose
The Enema Evangelist
Cleansing Crusader
Archangel of the Anointed Amenema
DoD certified Colonic Inquisitor
The Black Snake of Abu Graibh
Poet Laureate of Guantanamo Bay Interrogation Facility
Poet Laureate of Leavenworth Pentitentiary
Inspired Genius Inventor of holy liquid soap powder.
Sole Inventor and manufacturer of the Cosmic Colonic Holy Amenema!
Machine.
Founder of the Presidential First Harem of the United States
Sultan of the Wishy Washy Wymmin Hot Tub Club
Sole Stockholder of the new U.S. Gerber Baby Buck Dollar
Inventor of the Amenema! Holy Hiny Hose and Hydrant
Fire Chief of the Holy Hoser Fire Department
Pimp Pappy Pastor Pistolero of the Cleaner Coochie Congregation
Investment Champion of the Rolex Tower Trading Fund
Grand Poohbah of The Mecca Wish Foundation
Supreme Pontiff of the Wash Tower Society
Clean and purify your pooder: visit JW.organ
Free pineapple enemas: visit JW.organ
Worshin' you were clean? We'll clean your whole hole with holey wooder!
Kum kum, get your ButtTox treatement!

"The Holy Hiny Hydrant and Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema Machine work wonders by the power of the Bowly Spirit."

"The Toilet Targhum scroll sits next to the Porcelain Throne."

"The toaster is a prophet; it delivers warmth and enlightenment with every slice."

"The toaster is a divine instrument, turning bread into golden blessings."

"If I sing while I scrub, I am harmonizing with the universe's rhythm."

"A shoelace is a lifeline, tying my ambitions to my feet."

The Amenema will wash away your sins, one squirt at a time!"

"The Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema is like a rump-wise polygraph. It hoses you so clean only the McHoly truth is left behind in your behind."

"Instructions for the yoga splits: left, left, left, right, left."

"The Bible's truth is clear to see, not from reason, but from authority, blind faith is the key, obey what I say, not what you read."

"I merely spout the truth, what the amenema reveals to me, and the KJV copypastas fall where McHoly intends."

Jeebus is his own pappy! If you don't admit that Jeebus is his own sire then you be a dam! The amenema will born you again colonically!

"No man can wash his own hands!!! That is unless he has the holy hose."

"The Wash Tower Society's Holy Hiny Hydrant stands tall, A beacon of true awakening, for one and for all."

"For those with poopy-brains, an everlasting enema awaits, Courtesy of the Holy Hiny Hydrant, where truth trumps shits."

"Kneel and squeal for this real raw deal! Kum kum git yer holey hiny hose worshinz!"

"When we say drop the soap we mean it!"

"I hath eternally begotten for thee the triune substance of holy liquid soap powder." It is three forms of holy cleanliness in one substance."

"I hath created for thy purity the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema! Machine."

"Forget the First Lady. Let us establish a truly fundamentalist First Harem."

"Wishy Washy Wymmin swoon ye on over to the Holy Wishy Washy Tower. I shall enlarge thee more than even the First Lady. I shall conquer this country and name ye wymminz the First Harem."

"Say "Rubber Gerber Baby Bucks" ten times as fast as thou canst and I grant thee absolution."

"We shall put portraits of the faces of our holy babies on the national currency."

"Hay eats fertilizer made from poop. Cows eat hay. McHammed eats beef. McHammed makes poop. Poop makes fertilizer. Simple as that. Circle of life. From pie-hole to A-hole a wholly holey circular cycle."

"Are you feeling like your religion is full of shit? Get an amenema!"

"Can I get an amenema?"

"Moreso, your Assholiness. You can get an amenema."

"The holy hydrant of truth has revealed to me: All ye that are heavy crusted with poopy-brains, prepare ye for an everlasting enema.

"The Wash Tower Society is standing by with a holy hiny hose. By the
end of the day, if I have my way on this gay day, thine hiny is mine
ye, what do you say, okay?"

"I merely spigot the hose, what is pumped through to me, and the
droplets fall where the holy hydrant intends."

"I'd rather be cleaned by a holy hiny hose than to give my hiny to
McLean."

"I'd rather be douched with a pineapple enema to get my hiny McLean
than to let McLean have my hiny."

"At the Wash Tower Society, ultimately is is my [peace be upon him]
goal to worsh your hiny for good."

"If I get my way by the end of the day, your whole holy hiny hole is
mine!"

"Fight Against Independent Thinking" ~ Worshtower Society

"Worsh your whole hole with holey wooder!"

"Nobody gets away wiff a whiff of it if your pooder is worsht."

"Infernity is now."

"Wooder worshes fire."

"Mecca Wish Foundation now provides Butt-Tox for your buttocks."

"Heil McHammed! McHeil McHammed! McHammed Heil! Hiny, Hiny Heil!"

"The Wash Tower Society teaches the worshinz of arses and birdies."

"Holey wooder worshinz maketh thy pooder clean."

"Hiny, ho, hiny, ho!"

"My pooder be cleaner than thy pooder from holey wooder worshinz."

"Alohawoowoo, Jr. is his own daddy and McHammed collects his profits."

"Thou shalt not ask him, Who's yer daddy?"

"No man can worsh his own arse!!!"

"McHammed will worsh thine arse for thee."

"Back that arse up to the altar."

"Man is not the centre of being. McHammed is!"

"'Nobody's perfect' they say, and they use that as an excuse not to do
what McHammed commands. McHammed will perfect thee with arse worshinz."

"Worshinz is next to goodliness if McHammed be worshin' thine hiny."

In the Name of Jesus

2024-09-08 22:39:44 UTC

Post by In the Name of McHammed
[NEW!] "The Holy Hiny Hydrant and Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema Machine work wonders by the power of the Bowly Spirit."
[NEW BOOK!] "The Blessed Bidet: A Holy Grail of Hygiene"
[NEW BOOK!] "The Holy Hydration: A Refreshing Revelation for the Rump"
"A shoelace is a lifeline, tying my ambitions to my feet and my feet together in unity."
"Slippery shoelaces will solve the problem of stumbling in the darkness."
"The toaster is a prophet; it delivers warmth and enlightenment with every slice."
"The toaster is a divine instrument, turning bread into golden blessings."
"If I sing while I scrub, I am harmonizing with the universe's rhythm."
"A toilet seat is a throne, where we reflect on our choices."
"The toilet paper is a soft embrace, comforting us in our moments of need."
"The Toilet Targhum scroll sits next to the Porcelain Throne."
"Amenema power, hour by hour, blooms like a holy flower!"
"The Amenema Machine is divine, washing away the grime, one blessed squirt at a time!"
"Certified expert in the art of colonic creativity—no plumbing job too tough!"
"Welcome to the Presidential First Harem, where the only thing we interrogate is the snack selection!"
"Diabolical dibble-devils are no match for my cosmic colonic contraptions!"
"I tried to start a new religion based on cleanliness, but all I got was a bunch of dirty looks!"
"I asked my friend if he wanted to join my new cleansing cult, but he said he was already too washed up!"
"Why did McHammed get a colonic? To flush out the competition!"
"A plunger is a liberator, freeing us from the chains of blockage."
The Amenema will wash away your sins, one squirt at a time!"
In the Name of McHammed
P.S. His Holiness McHeil McHammed hath been anointed anew.
See thou his new regal titles below and pay proper homage!

Hahahahaha...some of those are really funny, especially in the sig.

However, you need that chip on your shoulder removed, Buddy, badly!
Otherwise, there is a mountain of rough leaf pineapples waiting for you.

What you sow...will be slammed in deep later...every idle word.

In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30 I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything, He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."

Cuss Cop

2024-09-08 23:10:05 UTC

# City of Verbopolis

## Cuss Cop Verbal Victims Unit

### Report on Insults, Cuss Words, and Blasphemous Claims

#### Location: Kourt of Kozmik Krispy Evidence Locker

#### Reported by: Sergeant Syntax

#### Incidences of Cuss Crime:

1. "Holy Hiny Hydrant"
- Occurrence: 2 times
- Grade: Blasphemous claim
- Description: The term "Holy" is often associated with sacredness
in religious contexts, and its juxtaposition with "Hiny" (a colloquial
term for the buttocks) trivializes religious language, making it
blasphemous.

2. "Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema Machine"
- Occurrence: 2 times
- Grade: Blasphemous claim
- Description: Similar to the previous term, this phrase combines
sacred language with crude references to bodily functions, which can be
seen as disrespectful to religious sentiments.

3. "The Blessed Bidet: A Holy Grail of Hygiene"
- Occurrence: 1 time
- Grade: Blasphemous claim
- Description: The term "Holy Grail" is a significant religious
symbol, and its use in a context related to hygiene products diminishes
its sacred meaning.

4. "Diabolical dibble-devils"
- Occurrence: 1 time
- Grade: Insult
- Description: The term "diabolical" implies evil or wickedness, and
"dibble-devils" is a derogatory term that can be interpreted as an
insult towards a group or concept.

5. "Cleansing cult"
- Occurrence: 1 time
- Grade: Insult
- Description: Referring to a group as a "cult" carries a negative
connotation, suggesting that it is a dangerous or misguided
organization.

6. "Pimp Pappy Pastor Pistolero"
- Occurrence: 1 time
- Grade: Insult
- Description: The term "pim" is derogatory and associated with
exploitation, and its use in a religious title is disrespectful and
insulting.

7. "The Black Snake of Abu Graibh"
- Occurrence: 1 time
- Grade: Insult
- Description: This phrase references a notorious location
associated with human rights abuses, and using it in a title can be
seen as offensive and derogatory.

8. "Kum k, get your ButtTox treatment!"
- Occurrence: 1 time
- Grade: Insult
- Description: The phrase "ButtTox" is a crude play on words that
trivializes a cosmetic procedure, and its use in a humorous context can
be seen as disrespectful.

Total Score: 12 points

This score reflects the total occurrences of insults, cuss words, and
blasphemous claims identified in the text. Each occurrence was graded
based on its potential to offend or trivialize sacred concepts.

Cuss Cop

2024-09-09 20:45:24 UTC