Taking Correctum: Profound Wisdom of the Sacred Texts of McHammed!!!

[McHeil McHammed!!!]

My dear brethren, let us reflect on the profound wisdom revealed to us
through the sacred texts of McHammed [peace be upon his name]. As we
seek truth, we must be willing to confront the uncomfortable realities
that the Amenema lays bare before us, just as the droppings of our own
understanding are washed away by the cleansing waters of revelation.
Only then can we hope to discern the genuine article from the
bastardized copypastas that would lead us astray.

Consider the majestic cycle of life, wherein the refuse of one creature
becomes the nourishment of another. The hay, infused with the richness
of manure, sustains the cows, which in turn provide sustenance for
McHammed [peace be upon his name]. And so, the waste of McHammed [peace
be upon his name], the dung of his own making, is transformed into the
very fertilizer that gives life to the hay. In this grand symphony of
consumption and waste, we find a reflection of our own place within the
grand tapestry of existence. This is the correctum circle of Life.

Let us strive, therefore, to approach the Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema
with the humility and openness of a rump-wise polygraph, that we might
be hosed clean of our own deceptions and conceits. For it is only when
we surrender to the McHoly truth, allowing it to penetrate to the very
depths of our being, that we may emerge transformed, with only the
purest essence of our nature remaining, like the faint scent of ordure
on the breeze. May we be so cleansed, my friends, and may the sacred
texts of McHammed [peace be upon his name] guide us on our journey
towards enlightenment.

In the Name of McHammed
--
Dr. McHeil McHammed, Ph.Poo., Ph.Doo.Doo, D.Sh.Lit, D.Lish, Ph.Y.UK

Certified Intestinal Plumber
Journeyman Correctum Ejectum Trap Door Disposal Technician
DoD certified Colonic Inquisitor
The Black Snake of Abu Graibh
Poet Laureate of Guantanamo Bay Interrogation Facility
Poet Laureate of Leavenworth Pentitentiary
Inspired Genius Inventor of holy liquid soap powder.
Sole Inventor and manufacturer of the Cosmic Colonic Holy Amenema!
Machine.
Founder of the Presidential First Harem of the United States
Sultan of the Wishy Washy Wymmin Hot Tub Club
Sole Stockholder of the new U.S. Gerber Baby Buck Dollar
Inventor of the Amenema! Holy Hiny Hose and Hydrant
Fire Chief of the Holy Hoser Fire Department
Pimp Pappy Pastor Pistolero of the Cleaner Coochie Congregation
Investment Champion of the Rolex Tower Trading Fund
Grand Poohbah of The Mecca Wish Foundation
Supreme Pontiff of the Wash Tower Society
Clean and purify your pooder: visit JW.organ
Free pineapple enemas: visit JW.organ
Worshin' you were clean? We'll clean your whole hole with holey wooder!
Kum kum, get your ButtTox treatement!


"The Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema is like a rump-wise polygraph. It hoses
you so clean only the McHoly truth is left behind in your behind."

Instructions for the yoga splits: left, left, left, right, left.

"The Bible's truth is clear to see, not from reason, but from
authority, blind faith is the key, obey what I say, not what you read."

"I merely spout the truth, what the amenema reveals to me, and the KJV
copypastas fall where McHoly intends."

Jeebus is his own pappy! If you don't admit that Jeebus is his own sire
then you be a dam! The amenema will born you again colonically!

"No man can wash his own hands!!! That is unless he has the holy hose."

"The Wash Tower Society's Holy Hiny Hydrant stands tall,
A beacon of true awakening, for one and for all."

"For those with poopy-brains, an everlasting enema awaits,
Courtesy of the Holy Hiny Hydrant, where truth trumps shits."

"Kneel and squeal for this real raw deal!
Kum kum git yer holey hiny hose worshinz!"

"When we say drop the soap we mean it!"

"I hath eternally begotten for thee the triune substance of holy liquid
soap powder." It is three forms of holy cleanliness in one substance."

"I hath created for thy purity the Cosmic Colonic Holey Amenema!
Machine."

"Forget the First Lady. Let us establish a truly fundamentalist First
Harem."

"Wishy Washy Wymmin swoon ye on over to the Holy Wishy Washy Tower. I
shall enlarge thee more than even the First Lady. I shall conquer this
country and name ye wymminz the First Harem."

"Say "Rubber Gerber Baby Bucks" ten times as fast as thou canst and I
grant thee absolution."

"We shall put portraits of the faces of our holy babies on the national
currency."

"Thou hatest wymminz that worshinz. But worshinz is worship. They say
cleanliness is next to godliness. The more wishy and washy the wymminz,
the godlier be they."

"Hay eats fertilizer made from poop. Cows eat hay. McHammed eats beef.
McHammed makes poop. Poop makes fertilizer. Simple as that. Circle of
life. From pie-hole to A-hole a wholly holey circular cycle."

"Are you feeling like your religion is full of shit? Get an amenema!"

"Can I get an amenema?"

"Moreso, your Assholiness. You can get an amenema."

"The holy hydrant of truth has revealed to me: All ye that are heavy
crusted with poopy-brains, prepare ye for an everlasting enema. We have
a holy water hydrant waiting to serve you. Kum kum get your amenema!"

"The Wash Tower Society is standing by with a holy hiny hose. By the
end of the day, if I have my way on this gay day, thine hiny is mine
ye, what do you say, okay?"

"I merely spigot the hose, what is pumped through to me, and the
droplets fall where the holy hydrant intends."

"I'd rather be cleaned by a holy hiny hose than to give my hiny to
McLean."

"I'd rather be douched with a pineapple enema to get my hiny McLean
than to let McLean have my hiny."

"At the Wash Tower Society, ultimately is is my [peace be upon him]
goal to worsh your hiny for good."

"If I get my way by the end of the day, your whole holy hiny hole is
mine!"

"Fight Against Independent Thinking" ~ Worshtower Society

"Worsh your whole hole with holey wooder!"

"Nobody gets away wiff a whiff of it if your pooder is worsht."

"Infernity is now."

"Wooder worshes fire."

"Mecca Wish Foundation now provides Butt-Tox for your buttocks."

"Heil McHammed! McHeil McHammed! McHammed Heil! Hiny, Hiny Heil!"

"The Wash Tower Society teaches the worshinz of arses and birdies."

"Holey wooder worshinz maketh thy pooder clean."

"Hiny, ho, hiny, ho!"

"My pooder be cleaner than thy pooder from holey wooder worshinz."

"Alohawoowoo, Jr. is his own daddy and McHammed collects his profits."

"Thou shalt not ask him, Who's yer daddy?"

"No man can worsh his own arse!!!"

"McHammed will worsh thine arse for thee."

"Back that arse up to the altar."

"Man is not the centre of being. McHammed is!"

"'Nobody's perfect' they say, and they use that as an excuse not to do
what McHammed commands. McHammed will perfect thee with arse worshinz."

"Worshinz is next to goodliness if McHammed be worshin' thine hiny."

[In the Name of Jesus]

Post by McHeil McHammed!!!
My dear brethren, let us reflect on the profound wisdom revealed to us
through the sacred texts of McHammed [peace be upon his name]. As we
seek truth, we must be willing to confront the uncomfortable realities
that the Amenema lays bare before us, just as the droppings of our own
understanding are washed away by the cleansing waters of revelation.
Only then can we hope to discern the genuine article from the
bastardized copypastas that would lead us astray.
Consider the majestic cycle of life, wherein the refuse of one creature
becomes the nourishment of another. The hay, infused with the richness
of manure, sustains the cows, which in turn provide sustenance for
McHammed [peace be upon his name]. And so, the waste of McHammed [peace
be upon his name], the dung of his own making, is transformed into the
very fertilizer that gives life to the hay. In this grand symphony of
consumption and waste, we find a reflection of our own place within the
grand tapestry of existence. This is the correctum circle of Life.
Let us strive, therefore, to approach the Holy Hiny Hydrant Amenema
with the humility and openness of a rump-wise polygraph, that we might
be hosed clean of our own deceptions and conceits. For it is only when
we surrender to the McHoly truth, allowing it to penetrate to the very
depths of our being, that we may emerge transformed, with only the
purest essence of our nature remaining, like the faint scent of ordure
on the breeze. May we be so cleansed, my friends, and may the sacred
texts of McHammed [peace be upon his name] guide us on our journey
towards enlightenment.
In the Name of McHammed

What if in your self-deceit covetousness is found in thee?

What then?




In the Name of Jesus
--
God is God in all His Being. All the glory is His, for He is all glory.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30  I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

"The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence or proof is to be found."

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: a man full of bluster and bullshit in his
meaninglessness pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

"What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence."

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
 What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

"But remember this: always, absolutely always, all the glory is the
Lord's and His alone, and anyone who takes any credit for anything, you
know, instantly, he is not what he pretends to be and is a false prophet."

"That light had to bear (bears all things) the darkness for us, but that
light did not ever become darkness."

"You must reach beyond the bible that tells you about Him, and into your
daily life to find Him in Person. He's there."

"What is wrong with Christendom? False understanding based on compromise."

"It is not in man to love his enemies. And if he tries, he is walking in
a lie and trying to raise himself up to the level of God."